Boring tales. Boring fairy tales How to write a boring fairy tale
Boring fairy tales are a short poem consisting of an unlimited number of identical fragments. Such a tale can be told endlessly until you or your listener get tired. It really helps to redirect your child's attention.
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Once upon a time there were two brothers,
two brothers - a sandpiper and a crane.
They mowed a haystack,
placed among the Poles.
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Once upon a time there lived an old man
the old man had a well,
and there is dace in the well;
This is where the fairy tale ends.
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Once upon a time there lived a king
the king had a court
there was a stake in the yard,
sponge on stake;
shouldn't I say it from the beginning?
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Should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
- Tell.
- You tell me, and I’ll tell you, and should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
- Tell.
- You tell me, and I’ll tell you, what will we have, how long will it be!
Should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
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Shall I tell you a boring fairy tale?
- Tell.
- You say: tell me, I say: tell me; should I tell you
boring fairy tale?
- No need.
- You say: no need, I say: no need; should I tell you the annoying thing?
a fairy tale? - etc.
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- Should I tell you a fairy tale about a white goose?
- Tell.
- That's it.
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A goose was flying, and as soon as it landed on the road, it fell into the water.
Mok, mok. Kiss, kitty - got wet, got out, got soggy.
- sat down on the road and fell into the water again.
Mock mok kis kis - kis came out, etc.
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The bear stood on the deck -
Plunge into the water!
He's already getting wet in the water, getting wet,
He's already a kitty in the water, kitty,
Soaked, sour,
Got out and dried.
The bear stood on the deck...
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- Shall I tell you a story about an owl?
- Tell!
- Fine! Listen, don't interrupt!
The owl was flying -
Cheerful head.
Here she was flying, flying,
I sat down on a birch tree,
She twirled her tail,
I looked around,
Sang a song
And she flew again.
Here she was flying, flying,
Sat on a birch tree
She twirled her tail,
I looked around,
Sang a song
And she flew again...
Should I say more?..
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The river flows
Bridge across the river
There's a sheep on the bridge
The sheep has a tail
There is wetness on the tail,
Tell me first?..
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The priest had a dog
He loved her.
She ate a piece of meat
He killed her.
Buried in a hole
And he wrote the inscription,
What:
The priest had a dog
etc.
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A dog walked across the bridge
Got my tail tied in the mud,
Pulled, pulled, stretched out her tail,
I just got my nose stuck in the swamp.
Pulled, pulled...
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Once upon a time we were friends
Cat and Warcat.
They ate from the same table,
They looked out the window from one corner,
They left for a walk from one porch. . .
Shouldn't we listen to the fairy tale again from the end?
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- Once upon a time there lived an old man. I went to the mill to grind some flour...
- Well, you beckoned, but don’t tell me!
- If only he got there, he told me, and maybe he’ll travel for a week!
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There is a hut on the hill,
An old woman lives there.
Sits on the stove
Chews rolls.
So she stood up
I took out a washcloth from behind the stove. . .
The old lady's mop is good!
Shouldn't we start the fairy tale from the beginning?
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At grandma's hut
Buryonka was chewing grass,
She chewed and chewed and was silent.
I saw a mop on the fence.
She saw the bast - she mooed...
Shouldn't we talk about Burenka first?
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Once upon a time there lived a grandmother
Yes, right by the river,
Grandma wanted it
Swim in the river.
She bought it
I washed and soaked.
This fairy tale is good
Start over...
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Aunt Arina
Cooked porridge
Egor and Boris
They got into a fight over porridge.
I wet myself, I wet myself,
Start from the beginning!
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Once upon a time there lived a king, Vatuta, and the whole fairy tale was Tuta.
There is a gingerbread house,
Decorated with raisins
Glistens in the light of the moon.
Door made of candy cane, Should I say from the end?..
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Once upon a time there lived a king named Bubenets.
He wanted to build himself a new palace
They brought him wet boards,
They laid it on the sand to dry.
They dried it, dried it, and dried it out.
They put it in the river and soaked it.
Dried again - overdried,
They wet it again - they soaked it!
This is how the boards will be ready,
Then we’ll take up this fairy tale again.
But it won't happen soon:
It will be that year
When the goblin dies, -
And he wasn’t sick yet!
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Let's move on.
We see the bridge
A crow is drying on the bridge.
Grab her by the tail
Walk under the bridge -
Let her get wet!
Let's move on.
We see the bridge
A crow gets wet under the bridge.
Grab her by the tail
Send her to the bridge -
Let it dry!
Let's move on...
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An oak tree stands above the river.
A magpie sits on that oak tree -
looks into the river.
And the cancer has come out of the water and is crawling.
So he climbs and crawls, climbs and crawls, and the magpie watches.
So she looks, and the cancer climbs and crawls
So he climbs and crawls, climbs and crawls. And the magpie is watching.
So she looks, and looks, and looks. And the cancer keeps crawling...
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The river flows
Bridge across the river
There's a sheep on the bridge
The sheep has a tail
There is wetness on the tail,
Tell me first?..
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Did we go with you?
- Let's go!
- Did you find the boot?
- Found!
- Did I give it to you?
- Gave!
-Did you take it?
- I took it!
-Where is he?
- Who?
- Yes, not who, but what!
- What?
- Boot!
- Which?
- Well, like that! Did we go with you?
- Let's go!
- Did you find the boot?
- Found
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In some kingdom
In an unfamiliar state
Not the one we live in
A wonderful miracle happened
A wonderful miracle appeared:
An important turnip grew in the garden,
Each old woman praised:
One day
You can't go around it.
The whole village ate half of those turnips for a month,
I barely finished it.
The neighbors saw -
For three weeks they finished the other half.
The remains were piled on the cart,
They dragged me past the forest,
The cart was broken off.
A bear ran by and was surprised
I fell asleep out of fear...
When he wakes up -
Then the fairy tale will continue!
The stuffed animal was sitting on the pipe,
The meowed scarecrow sang a song.
A stuffed animal with a red-red mouth,
It tormented everyone with a terrible song.
Everyone around the scarecrow is sad and sick,
Because his song is about the fact that
A stuffed meow sitting on a pipe...
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Kutyr-Mutyr lived in the middle of Poland,
I cut myself a haystack.
A ram and a sheep came
They ate the whole haystack...
Shouldn't we tell the fairy tale from the end again?
- Nursery rhymes
- Calls
- Bedtime Stories
In order to come up with the best boring fairy tale for 3rd grade, you need to know what it is.
A boring fairy tale- this is a fairy tale - a trompe l'oeil, in which the same text is repeated several times until the child gets tired of it.
Why were boring fairy tales created?
In order to quickly distract a child from pranks or divert his attention when parents do not have much time.
That's why boring fairy tales are so unusual :)
So, let's start writing a boring fairy tale and consider the task.
Determine the words with which you will begin and end your fairy tale.
You can start a boring fairy tale in different ways. For example:
1) Should I tell you a boring fairy tale?
2) Listen, listen! Let's tell you a boring fairy tale, good - kind, interesting, very interesting, long, long!
3) Once upon a time they lived, they ate and drank
And you can end a boring fairy tale with the words:
1) This is where the fairy tale ends, and whoever listened - well done!
2) Is my fairy tale good?
3) Shouldn't we tell you a fairy tale first?
Think about who you will talk about: about an owl, about a crayfish, about a woodpecker, about a bear.
I like the fairy tale character - the owl, so my first boring fairy tale will be about her.
The second boring fairy tale about the forest, bushes and trees will be from my childhood. My mother once told me this boring tale.
Decide what could happen to the heroes of the fairy tale.
1 boring fairy tale - I think that an owl will wake up in the forest during the day and want to fly to the city, and there it will hit the window glass.
2 boring fairy tale - The heroes of the fairy tale will go into the forest and endlessly see bushes and trees.
Try to compose your own boring fairy tale. Remember that it should have a surprise ending.
A boring fairy tale about an owl for 3rd grade
Listen, listen!
We'll tell you a boring fairy tale, evil - despicable, long - long, interesting - very interesting!
An owl lived in the forest in a tree in a hollow.
She became bored and decided to fly to the city.
The owl sees a big house and a beautiful transparent hollow and goes there.
The owl thinks - this is how beautiful my house will be.
The owl flies, flies and rejoices in its owl language - Uh-huh!, Uh-huh! Yes!
But the owl doesn’t know that the windows in the big house are glazed with transparent glass.
She flew up to him and crashed her head into the window.
Wow! - the owl thought and fell with a concussion.
The owl stood up, shook itself off and let's fly back to the house.
Flies and screams like an owl - Uh-huh! Yes! Yes!
She flew to the glass and again banged her forehead against the glass - Wow!
And she fell again with a concussion.
The owl does not give up and again flies into the glass hollow to settle - Yep! Yes! Yes!
And again it hits the window.
The owl's head became completely bad.
Wow! What a strange hollow - she thought and flew off into the forest.
This is where the fairy tale ends, and whoever listened - well done!
A boring tale about a journey into the forest for 3rd grade
Shall I tell you a boring fairy tale about how the children went to the forest?
Listen to this long, very long, interesting and very interesting fairy tale.
Children go on a hike to the forest and see a tree in a field, and behind the tree they see a tree, and behind the tree a bush.
And then imagine? Behind the bush is another tree, and behind the tree is a tree and behind the tree is a bush.
Is my fairy tale good? Shouldn't we tell you a fairy tale first?
Should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
I tell you, you tell me. Should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
Don't want!
I don't want, you don't want. Should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
Leave me alone!
I leave you alone, you leave me alone. Should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
Here you come!
You say “I’m stuck”, I say “I’m stuck”. Should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
Silence…
You are silent and I am silent. Should I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
And this boring game about the white bull continues until the person to whom it is told is completely silent or runs away.
About the crane
Listen, listen! I’ll tell you a fairy tale - a good, very good, long, very long, interesting, very interesting!
Once upon a time there lived a crane. He decided to marry a beautiful maiden, a heron. I went to get married. Here he is walking through the swamp - his legs get stuck. If he begins to pull his legs out of the swamp, his tail will get stuck; the tail will be pulled out - the legs will get stuck; If he pulls out his legs, his tail will get stuck; the tail will be pulled out - the legs will get stuck; If he pulls out his legs, his tail will get stuck...
Is my fairy tale good?
Kutyr and Mutyr
Once upon a time there lived Kutyr and Mutyr,
They mowed a haystack,
They put a pole in the middle,
A ram and a sheep came
They ate a stack of hay.
Should I tell a fairy tale from the end?..
Tell yourself, but I don’t want to!
“We walked with you”?
Did we go with you?
Did you find the casing?
Did I give it to you?
Did you take it?
Where is he?
Yes like that! Did we go with you?
Did you find the casing?
And again, all over again - until you get tired of it.
About Yashka
Once upon a time there lived Yashka,
He had a red shirt
There is a buckle on the belt,
There's a hat on my head,
There's a rag around my neck,
In the hands is a bunch of bast.
Is my fairy tale good?
About the owl
Shall I tell you a story about an owl?
Tell!
Fine! Listen, don't interrupt!
The owl was flying -
Cheerful head.
Here she was flying, flying,
I sat down on a birch tree,
She twirled her tail,
I looked around,
Sang a song
And she flew again.
Here she was flying, flying,
I sat down on a birch tree,
She twirled her tail,
I looked around,
Sang a song
About magpie and cancer
An oak tree stands above the river. A magpie sits on that oak tree, looking into the river. But the cancer has come out of the water and is climbing.
So he climbs and crawls, climbs and crawls, and the magpie watches.
So she looks, and the cancer climbs and crawls.
So he climbs and crawls, crawls and crawls. And the magpie is watching.
So she looks, and looks, and looks. And the cancer keeps crawling...
And so on endlessly!
Let the crow get wet!
I was once walking across a bridge,
Lo and behold, the crow gets wet.
I took the crow by the tail,
He put it on the bridge -
Let the crow dry!
I walked across the bridge again,
Lo and behold, the crow is drying up.
I took the crow by the tail,
I put it under the bridge -
Let the crow get wet!
I walked across the bridge again,
Lo and behold, the crow gets wet.
I took the crow by the tail,
He put it on the bridge -
Let the crow dry!
I came to the bridge again,
Lo and behold, the crow is drying up.
I took the crow by the tail,
I put it under the bridge -
Let the crow get wet!
I came to the same bridge
Lo and behold, the crow gets wet...
And again all over again...
About the king
Once upon a time there lived a king
The king had a court
There was a stake in the yard
There is a sponge on the stake,
It was swayed by the wind.
Shouldn't we start the story over again?
The folklore of the Russian people is original and extremely diverse. Just look at the world-famous Russian folk tales! Our Baba Yaga and Ivan the Fool are famous in many countries. We will answer one of the frequently asked questions: what is a boring fairy tale?
Features of “boring” folklore
In addition to ordinary fairy tales, Russian folklore contains many varieties of them, one of which is boring fairy tales. They differ from folk tales primarily in that the same fragment of text is repeated many times. This is the first answer, briefly defining what a boring fairy tale is. You can endlessly start it, tell it again - everything depends only on the patience of the little listener.
As a matter of fact, these works were composed precisely in order to occupy the annoying kid who bothers everyone with requests like “Tell me a story.” Boring fairy tales are peculiar chains in which identical and constantly repeating links are involved. The fairy tale plot constantly stops at the same episode, after which the fairy tale begins to be told again. When the child gets tired of this process, the narrator can stop repeating the plot of the “bother” and rest. So many parents know what a boring fairy tale is already from the first years of a child’s life. This is studied in elementary school. Let's talk about what kind of boring fairy tales the 3rd grade of a secondary school studies.
Types of repeating fairy tales
In Rus' there were several versions of boring fairy tales.
What are these fairy tales for?
All of the above boring fairy tales are studied by 3rd graders without fail. The main purpose of these fairy tales is to calm the child. Oddly enough, but an almost incoherent set of words with the absence of a long interesting plot and ending is very popular with kids. Often such boring fairy tales become the only way to console a crying baby if there is absolutely no time to tell him an ordinary fairy tale.
Sometimes teachers ask 3rd graders to come up with boring fairy tales on their own (creative homework). The laughter that small creations evoke directly indicates that children are extremely fond of short stories. Year 3 can listen to boring fairy tales endlessly. Children quickly remember them and are happy to tell each other. This is what primarily explains the fact that boring fairy tales are included in the primary school curriculum. A simple plot and an unexpectedly quick ending to the story are the main features of these tales. Accordingly, they will be the answer to the question of what a boring fairy tale is.
Russian folklore is diverse, and boring fairy tales are one of its facets. There is a version that boring tales were woven by storytellers who were tired of requests to tell another tale. And they ended their stories with cheerful excuses.
” Boring tales are tales in which the same piece of text is repeated over and over again.
A boring fairy tale can redirect a child’s attention. This is what our mother did when my brother and I were annoying with something, and she could not calm us down.
- Let me tell you a fairy tale about a white bull.
- No I do not want to!
- You don't want to - and I don't want to. Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?
- Tell me.
- Tell you - and tell me. Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white bull?..
A boring fairy tale is a deception fairy tale. Our writers have proposed a classification of boring fairy tales.
Unnecessarily short, boring tales
There is a beginning, a fabulous (or not so fabulous) beginning, and an unexpectedly quick ending.
Once upon a time there were two geese. That's the whole fairy tale.
Unjustifiably unfinished boring tales
No explanation is needed here: the fairy tale has an unfinished ending.
There was a king named Dodon. He built a house of bones, He collected bones from all over the kingdom, They began to wet them - they got wet, They began to dry them - the bones dried up, They wet them again...
- Well, what happened next?
- And when they get wet, then I’ll tell you.
Unjustifiably repeating boring tales
Buy an elephant!
- Why do I need an elephant?
- Everyone asks “why do I need it,” but you go and buy an elephant.
- Leave me alone!
- I’ll leave you alone, but first you buy an elephant.
Pseudo-endless boring tales
The priest had a dog, He loved her, She ate a piece of meat, He killed her, Buried her in the ground. And he wrote the inscription that... The priest had a dog...
This also includes a fairy tale about a white bull, which “increases” the plot based on the answers.
We offer you a small collection of boring fairy tales
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Once upon a time there lived a king, the king had a courtyard, in the courtyard there was a stake, on the stake there was sponge; shouldn't I say it from the beginning? Shall I tell you a fairy tale about a white goose? Shall I tell you a boring fairy tale? Once upon a time there lived an old man, the old man had a well, and in the well there was a dace, and that’s the end of the fairy tale. |
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- Did we go with you? Once upon a time there lived a ram and a sheep. They cut a haystack and placed it among the fields. Shouldn't we tell the fairy tale from the end again? Once I was walking across a bridge, and lo and behold, a crow was drying up, I took the crow by the tail, put it under the bridge, let the crow get wet. Have you been to the bathhouse? - Was. -Wash your body? - Soaped. -Where is the sponge? Start over... |
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Once upon a time there lived an old man. I went to the mill to grind some flour... A goose was flying, sat down on the road and fell into the water. Mok-mok, kitty-kiss - got wet, soured, got out, sat down on the road and fell into the water again. Mok-mok, kitty-kiss, kicked out, got out, etc. Listen, listen! I’ll tell you a fairy tale - a good, very good, long, very long, interesting, very interesting! The bear came to the ford, |
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- Shall I tell you a story about an owl? - Tell! - Fine! Listen, don't interrupt! The owl was flying - Cheerful head. Here she was flying, flying, I sat down on a birch tree, She twirled her tail, I looked around, Sang a song And she flew again. Here she was flying, flying, I sat down on a birch tree, She twirled her tail, I looked around, Sang a song And she flew again... Should I say more? |
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Once upon a time there lived Yashka, |
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