Monday, a hard day: a selection of statuses and quotes about Monday. Hurray, weekend! A selection of statuses and quotes about Saturday and Sunday Statuses about Thursday are cool
Cool statuses about Thursday
NS donkey rain on Thursday usually rain on Friday.
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V Thursday the body requires Friday. On Friday, the body calls for a drink.
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H Thursday is a fish day - I will go and distribute bream.
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NS It's good that tomorrow is Friday, and not after tomorrow, like yesterday.
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AND shu smart, beautiful, well-groomed, sexy, caring girl to create a serious relationship on Thursdays.
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H Thursday is not Friday, but still
And he is good in his own way.
Just a little bit before the weekend
And you can rest soon!
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H on Thursday I basically love
No nagging Thursday -
I'll endure a little more
And I can eat it on Friday!
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G stupid to believe in promises
After the rain on Thursday -
Day four on a date
All predictions have been refuted!
Even if thunder hits
Even if it rains
Anyway, THURSDAY will deceive -
He lives by deception!
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V from already THURSDAY came.
God! How good!
You can not count it,
Another day and you can SLEEP!
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O n fourth here and there,
This day is called Thursday.
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H Thursday has long been renamed "tomorrow Friday"!
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L Well, the weather forecast for Thursday turned out to be partly correct: Thursday really came ...
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- H I hate Mondays!
- But today is Thursday.
- My hatred does not subside ...
WITH today is Thursday. It's worse than Saturday. But much better than Monday. But a little worse than Friday. But Thursday is still better than Wednesday. Thursday is even better than Sunday. Because Sunday is Monday tomorrow and Thursday is Friday tomorrow.
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H Thursday is so good because Friday is Saturday. Remember this on Wednesday.
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WITH My favorite day of the week is THURSDAY.
Because this is already a PRE-HOLIDAY day!
O Dean the wizard told me in secret that you can turn Thursday into Friday just by buying a bottle of vodka at the supermarket ...
H Thursday - no money.
WITH The best thing about Thursday is waiting for Friday!
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O It's cool to breathe on Wednesday, but Thursday becomes Monday.
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AND Thursday can be Monday with a good Wednesday drink.
E If you don't get enough sleep for the fourth day, then today is Thursday!
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E If Wednesday is a small Saturday, why wouldn't Thursday become at least a little Sunday.
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H What will happen if alcohol is banned on Fridays?
Friday will then start on Thursday, that's what will happen.
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- NS It's good that today is Friday! You can sit and relax normally.
- Today is Thursday.
- I'm already tuned in.
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NS x, I love Thursdays, which are Fridays.
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NS grew up on Friday cheerful, the mood is super, and then on those, they said that today is Thursday.
H Thursday - the soul shows the first signs of life ...
H Thursday is the day! You need to catch the Mermaid to spend your leisure time with her !!!
E If you start hanging out on Thursday, there will be four days off.
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H Thursday is almost Friday! - Remember this on Wednesday at work!
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H A person is formed by Wednesday, and he forms it from Thursday to Tuesday.
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H Thursday is even better than Sunday. Because Sunday tomorrow is Monday and Thursday tomorrow is Friday.
TO How quickly time flies: yesterday was Monday, and the day after tomorrow - Thursday!
H on Thursday I basically love
No nagging Thursday -
I'll endure a little more
And I can eat it on Friday!
AND shu smart, beautiful, well-groomed, caring girl to create a serious relationship on Thursdays.
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Everyone loves weekends, but Mondays, to put it simply, everyone dislikes. Monday announces that the weekend is over and it's time to go to work. It doesn't take much to fall in love with Mondays - just find a job that suits you. Then you will meet the beginning of a new week in high spirits and finally stop hating Mondays. We offer you a selection of quotes and statuses about Mondays, maybe they will help you meet the new week with optimism.
Monday can be disliked only in two cases: when you had a busy weekend, or when you have an uninteresting job that you don't want to go to. Since the arrival of Monday cannot be prevented in any way, it is best to find a job that will suit you and you will take the beginning of a new week with enthusiasm and go to a meeting for new achievements and self-realization. Just imagine that every day you rest, rest and rest. Your life would become monotonous and you would stop appreciating relaxation. Therefore, stop complaining about Monday, work forward and slowly but surely move towards the meeting for the new weekend.
Monday is the day of promises. Everybody promises to start on Mondays new life: someone wants to go on a diet, someone to quit smoking, someone to do exercises in the morning. Understand that if you really want something, then you can do it any day of the week, and you don't have to wait for Monday.
Quotes
Monday is given to a person for a calendar account, and not for empty self-deception. (A. Vyazemka)
Monday exists so that we do not get lost in time ...
Monday is too difficult a day to start the week with. (Mira Day)
Do you really think Tuesday would be easier if it was the first day of the week ?!)
And on Mondays I like my head to buzz a little: it helps to remember what day of the week it is. (R. Heinlein)
And I would be glad not to know what day of the week it is, if only my head would stop resembling.)
Monday comes with enviable regularity. (Ed McBain)
I wish miracles happened as often as Mondays come ...)
In my lifetime exploration of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard you try, you cannot prevent the coming of Monday. Of course, people do not stop trying, but Monday still catches up with them and all the drones have to drag out their dull working life again, full of meaningless hard work and suffering. This thought always comforts me. (D. Lindsay)
Mondays should be treated with optimism, you should not create problems for yourself at the very beginning of the week!
Monday is the most painful day of the week, the most unbearable. The whole week that began was on my shoulders, as the whole world was on the shoulders of Atlas. On Monday night, I freed one-sixth of the load. And every day it became easier and easier. On Friday night I was, so to speak, happy. It was still Saturday morning, but after lunch we were already free. I made myself happy or sumptuous lunch, in the afternoon I was lying in bed, and from Saturday evening boredom began, because now only Sunday separated me from the painful Monday. Monday was the hardest and most depressing day, Sunday the empty one. (E. Ionesco)
Who cares what day of the week if there is a beloved family, faithful friends and interesting work ?!
Nothing can finish a man off like Monday. (Yoon Ewo)
By and large, it is not Monday that depressing as much as the end of the weekend and the beginning of the working week.
Monday is the kind of crap that ends on Tuesday ... (Yu. Klimova)
For some, Monday is generally unnoticed ...
How quickly time flew by! It's already Monday knocking on the door!
- Let him knock. We will not open. (Nemi)
I'm afraid he won't even ask, so he will come into life!
Nobody likes Monday morning. It's hangover time. The new week has not begun yet, but there is a tail from the previous one. Nobody likes it, and it doesn't matter if it's raining or the sun is shining. (Ed McBain)
These weekend drinkers don't like Mondays, but those who don't drink don't care at all ...
Sundays are to blame for everything, if there were no Sundays, there would be no Mondays! (G. Marquez)
It's strange how you haven't accused Saturday yet ?!)
Monday is a vile day. For lonely girls who once again did not receive the gifts expected from life over the past weekend, this day was like a bitter pill. Especially when you realize that you have chosen the wrong job: in the wrong place, with the wrong people and in the wrong calling. (A. Larina)
This is how it happens in life: she herself chose the wrong thing, but Monday is to blame for everything ...
Statuses
In order to increase the number happy people on the planet, it is enough to reduce the working day on Monday to 4 hours.
Better yet, make Monday a day off so everyone will be happy.)
Monday is a day when, instead of a badge, you want to hang up a sign: "Caution, angry dog!"
Better yet, stay at home on a leash ...)
If you have a headache on Monday morning and don't feel like working, take a pill from your boss and it will ease your headache.
Maybe, after all, without medication from the authorities ?!)
Monday is a hard day. On other working days, you have to read jokes only for the previous day, and only on Mondays - for the entire weekend.
Well, why is it hard, while you read all the anecdotes, so, you see, half of the working day will pass ... It turns out that Monday is the easiest day of the week ...)))
Daughter! We are all starting a new life on Monday! I will quit losing weight, dad will quit smoking. And you? - And I? And I can quit school ...
Daughter, it seems we changed our minds ...)
The greatest attraction is the Monday morning bed.
I would have taken her to work with me ...)
Monday. 10:00 am. 56 friends on the site. Everyone is working. Well done!
This means that the weekend went well, all friends are safe and sound!
Every Monday I am tormented by the question: was there a weekend at all?
Something on the weekend the question of work did not torment you in any way ...)
The first rule of the sociologist is never to do a public opinion poll on Monday morning.
On Monday, you can conduct a survey only to compile dictionaries of obscene words and expressions ...
If on Monday morning angry people are coming towards you, and you are relatively fresh and very happy with life, then your night shift is finally over!
Do not rush to rejoice, everyone will have a weekend, and you will go to work again ...)
Even on Monday, it is sometimes pleasant to get up and go to work ... If this Monday they give a salary, which has been delayed for three months already ...
But what can I say, for a salary and on Sunday I would go to work ...)
If you dream on the night from Sunday to Monday that the alarm clock is ringing, then know that this is a prophetic dream ...
You don't need to look at the dream book, you have to go to work ...)
It looks like I'm not doing anything on Monday, but on molecular level my brain, believe me, is very busy - it is trying to understand what is happening!
Monday has come, that's what's going on!)
A home phone is only needed to find a mobile in the apartment on Monday morning!
It's good if you know your number by heart, otherwise on Monday morning you may not remember ...)
It's good to be a guy that fell out of the closet on Monday morning - then put it on!
And if nothing fell out, go naked ?!)
The shortest day is Monday, I didn't have time to wake up, and it's time to leave work.
Well, and you say that a tough day ...)
Monday is a tough day ... Especially for office workers. I have to tear off 3 pages of the calendar at once ...
Really, backbreaking work... Poor office workers ...)
It's easy to wake up on Monday morning, it's hard to stay awake again.
Show me the person who can easily wake up on Monday morning ...)
Monday is the egg from which Saturday will eventually hatch. Only he still needs to sit out.
In the meantime, you will incubate, hens, do not forget to work!
Be optimistic! Meet every Monday with a smile on your face, because Monday is a continuation of life. By and large, what difference does it make which day of the week if you have everything a person needs to be happy - family, friends and work. When you are surrounded by loved ones, and not loneliness, even Monday will not ruin your day!
Hooray! The long-awaited weekend is on the nose! There are two whole days of well-deserved rest ahead. We offer you a selection of funny statuses about Saturday and Sunday, they will definitely help you create a weekend mood. Share positive phrases and statements with your friends, let them also have a great mood on the weekend.
Weekends have a tendency to end quickly, of course, because in working week 5 days, and only 2 days off. Only those who have an unloved job await Monday with horror. But those who do what they love easily part with the weekend and confidently go to meet new achievements.
Many even in the middle of the week begin to make grandiose plans. As a rule, they start with a desire to sleep and put things in order in the house, and end with a desire to meet friends or go somewhere with loved ones. Those who get up early in the morning have one desire for the weekend - sleep, sleep and sleep again. In no case do not succumb to the provocations of your body. If you spend Saturday and Sunday in the comfort of your home, on Monday you will be as depressed as after a hectic party. In order to stock up on energy for a whole week, you need to get as much positive as possible on the weekend.
Statuses and quotes
Saturday is the hardest day of the week. It is necessary to rest, and sleep, and clean the apartment, and take a walk, and have a drink. And you don't know where to start.
It is better to "drink" for the evening, if you start in the morning, then nothing else will be done in the day!
And on Saturdays I have an all-inclusive rest ... The washing machine, oven, iron, vacuum cleaner, classmates are on ...
And you really have a European-style vacation ...)
- I love you, I feel very good with you, let's see you more often?
- We can't see each other more often than once a week, I'm Saturday!
I would have confessed my love as much as on Saturday ...)
No work, no care, because we have Saturday! We rest and walk, we don't strain anyone.
Well, maybe there are a few neighbors ...)
Saturday is World Cleaning Day!
And Sunday is World Drinking Day!
I love the weekend ... I spend them in 3D: Doma Davlyu Divan ...
To me, too, nanotechnology ...)
If suddenly this morning,
Suddenly the alarm clock rang -
Throw it out - out the window,
After all, he definitely - fucking,
That he wakes you up on Saturday
That he won't let you sleep.
After all, Saturday is a holiday
Well, just like the New Year!
And Sunday morning is something like the first of January ...)
Saturday is the second most important holiday after Friday.
And Sunday is the third!
This morning I got up, washed, dressed, gathered, put on my shoes, and then, damn it, I understand that today is Saturday ...
I probably also wanted to go to work on time ?!)
If on the night from Saturday to Sunday you had any dream, then Saturday was not a success!
Or, on the contrary, it was too successful ...)
On weekends I rent a bad mood.
I won't return it on Monday!
By what time someone got into contact on Sunday, you can determine who and how they spent Saturday evening.
But by the photo on Instagram, you can also determine where you spent ...)
Today is Saturday?
- No.
- Was it Saturday yesterday?
- No.
- And tomorrow is Saturday?
- Nope.
- Why, there won't be Saturday at all?
Today is Wednesday, so take it easy and work!
The main task on Saturday is not to forget to turn off the alarm, so as not to spoil your Sunday!
This task should be the main one on Friday evening.
Sunday sofa friend and TV brother!
Are you talking about pensioners, or what ?!
The most terrible music in the world is the one that the neighbors play at 6 am on Sunday ...
Maybe people at 6 am on Sunday only have a Saturday party in full swing ?!
There is such a sign: the shorter Sunday, the longer Monday.
For some, Monday generally comes right after Saturday.
Every Sunday I am spoiled by the expectation of Monday.
You need to love the beginning of the week: only five days, and the weekend ...)
Sunday like past love- there are only memories of how good it was for you!
Come on, Sunday comes every week, but why do you fall in love so often ?!)
There is no better antidepressant than bed, TV and Sunday!
No, well, breakfast in bed, it goes without saying!
In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom that the person himself wants to be next to you on Sunday.
The main thing is that the boss does not want this from work!
Every Sunday morning they show such horrors on the mirror ...
What's worse than Monday ?!
Chief secretary:
- Katya, I have coffee.
- Pyotr Ivanovich, Sunday, move away from the intercom!
That's what habit means!
Sunday: the soul is singing, the cardiogram is dancing.
And in the evening, my head also hurts, and my memory is failing ...)
The best thing about Sunday is Saturday night.
And the worst is Monday morning.
Those who study on Saturdays should definitely go to heaven!
What, and you can sin, still get there?
On Sunday morning I read the outgoing SMS of Saturday evening and blushed something.
It's not for nothing that Sunday is the red day of the calendar.
Are you also one of those who are simply in love with Saturday and Sunday? Then do not forget to properly plan your weekend and get the maximum of positive emotions. Make sure to attend to your family, visit your parents, and meet up with friends over the weekend. Do not overload yourself with work on weekends, remember, they exist in order to relax!
A beautiful status with Thursday can improve a person's mood and morale. Thus, you make not only your day special, but also the day of everyone who visits your page on social networks... Be sincere, be kind, be open, and reach out to your family and friends for a great Thursday. Sometimes people need to be reminded that they don't have to wait for a special occasion or holiday, a special day, to feel inspired, happy, full of energy. Words can do a lot. Arm yourself unique status, charge others with the mood necessary for a successful day, choose a status with a joke about Thursday. Don't forget that smiling is incredible power. Think about how you can make everyone smile with just one free status.
To make the weekend come faster, you need to start walking on Thursday ...
What time is it? -Thursday. - Ooh, summer is coming ..
I am looking for a smart, beautiful, well-groomed, sexy, caring girl to create a serious relationship on Thursdays.
Oh, that was so good, Oleg! - I'm not Oleg. I'm Sasha! - How, isn't it Thursday?! ..
Cool statuses about Thursday: After the joystick on Thursday ...
Thursday - the soul shows the first signs of life ...
Thursday is a fish day! You need to catch the Mermaid to spend your leisure time with her !!!
If you start hanging out on Thursday, there will be four days off.
Thursday is almost Friday! - Remember this on Wednesday at work!
Thursday is so good because Friday is Saturday. Remember this on Wednesday.
If you don't get enough sleep for the fourth day, then today is Thursday!
If Wednesday is a small Saturday, why wouldn't Thursday become at least a little Sunday.
On Thursday, the body requires Friday. On Friday, the body calls for a drink.
Thursday has long been renamed "tomorrow Friday"!
A person is formed by Wednesday, and he forms it from Thursday to Tuesday.
Thursday is even better than Sunday. Because Sunday tomorrow is Monday and Thursday tomorrow is Friday.
How quickly time flies: yesterday was Monday, and the day after tomorrow - Thursday!
Cool statuses about Thursday: Eh, I love such Thursdays, which are Fridays.
I woke up on Friday cheerful, the mood is super, and then they said that today is Thursday.
Today is Thursday. It's worse than Saturday. But much better than Monday. But a little worse than Friday. But Thursday is still better than Wednesday. Thursday is even better than Sunday. Because Sunday is Monday tomorrow and Thursday is Friday tomorrow.
One wizard told me in secret that you can turn Thursday into Friday just by buying a bottle of vodka at the supermarket ...
Thursday - no money.
The most beautiful thing on Thursday is waiting for Friday!
It's cool to have a rest on Wednesday, but Thursday becomes Monday.
And Thursday can be Monday with a good Wednesday drink.
Announcement: Friday, after Thursday rain, everyone on Wednesday Saturday Saturday!
From the very morning I lived with an excellent Friday mood, no ..., spoiled it ... ... they said that today is Thursday ...
The weather forecast for Thursday turned out to be only partly correct: Thursday really came ...
If on Friday there are fish cakes on the menu of the buffet, then on Thursday the buffet did not sell fried pike perch.
After rain on Thursday, it usually does rain on Friday.
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