The first call is a scenario in a land of unlearned lessons. Scenario of the fairy tale "In the country of unlearned lessons" methodical development (grade 3) on the topic

The school bell rings. Music from "Yeralash", a boy and a girl with knapsacks over their shoulders run out onto the stage.

Boy : Today such a cool action movie will go on TV. We need to run so as not to be late.
Girl: And I need to be in time for my friend's birthday. (going to leave) Oh, tomorrow is the test, you need to solve at least one problem to calm your conscience.
Boy: Okay, come on, just faster. (Takes out a textbook from his portfolio, reads it) Three excavators who dug 36 running meters in two days ...
Girl: (Grabs a textbook, skims it fluently) I see. How many excavators will it take?
Boy : Uh, simple task: Let's multiply the diggers by two days.
Girl: No, we'd better divide them into days. It turned out ...
Together : Nonsense.
Boy: Well, now we can rest.
Girl: Problem solved, hurray! Diggers and a half, now it's time to rest.
Boy: (Throws the textbook on the floor) We've got these lessons already.

The soundtrack of thunder sounds, the song "For free teachers ..."

Girl: Oh, where are we?

In the back of the room he sits at a table, reading a book by V.S.

V.S. You have entered a land of unlearned lessons.
Boy: Who are you?
V.S .: And I am a humble keeper of knowledge. My name is Valentina Sergeevna. And here I am in order to help such careless students as you get out of here.
Boy: So what are we standing for? Let's get out faster, otherwise I'll miss half the film.
V.S .: Not so simple. You need to overcome some difficulties, to cultivate your character.
Girl: We are ready.
V.S. leads out from behind the curtain into a chain of guys, on whose chests are hanging posters with drawn textbooks - mathematics, Russian, reading. They sing to the music. "They teach at school"

Song.

Mathematics:
1. Mathematics friends, at school everyone calls me.
Digits, numbers plus addition, multiplication.
So that the answer, for example, is to know
You just need to count
And then you will get the right decisions.
V.S.
More often you will decide
And you will learn to count.
You will be a mathematician without a doubt.
Russian language:
Show interest
In the word forest - put you es,
And you will find yourself at the edge of the forest.
Well, if you want ze,
You will see how already
The hedgehog climbs slowly to the hut.
V.S.
You need to know your native language
You are a Russian student,
Make it clear to the very top of your head.
Literature
And you need to read me
And don't paint on me
I'm not an album for you, but just reading.
Show interest
And progress will appear
You will immediately discover a striving for knowledge.
V.S.
To know a lot
There is a lot to read
And you are respected for without a doubt.
Boy: Well, that's enough. We all understood, it's time to go home. Consider that we are already excellent students.
V.S. : Wait, where are you in such a hurry?
Girl: How where, to school, of course, for the fives. We listened very carefully.
V.S. : Are you going to come to school like this shaggy?
Girl: This is my hairstyle. For adults, everything is possible for you, but if our hair is in a natural disorder, then what is it, a collapse at all?
V.S .: Not that collapse. But hairstyles are also different. You can braid your hair so that it will be fashionable and not ashamed to come to school.
Girl: Well, how do you know? After all, probably, apart from your textbooks, you don't see anything around.
V.S. : Don't tell. My girls really love it when I braid their braids.
Girl : Here, I don't need to squat on my ears now.
V.S. : Come on, while I braid you, you will see that in pigtails, there is a charm.

Fashion show of a girl with hairstyles, V.S. braids a girl. The music “Funny pigtails. There is a minus and a key, at your discretion

V.S .: Well, look at the beauty. Photo for memory, for history. Get up all together, and I'll take a picture.
Boy : How, can you do that too?
V.S .: I do a little photography, but my dream is to take a photography course. And then all the wonderful moments of school life could be captured on film.
Girl : Well, it looks like I'm already quite late for my birthday. Valentina Sergeevna, show us the way home, please.
V.S. : Yes, I would love to, but there is one more obstacle that you need to overcome. This fence just won't open until you paint it. You've probably heard the saying "Only those who love work ..."
Girl: In short, what needs to be done?
V.S .: Here are brushes and a bucket of paint to paint this fence.
Boy: This is not fair, you have a large brush, and I have a small one, which means that you will sooner finish the work.
Song: "And I say"
Boy: So I say what to paint the fence,
I will be this brush.
Girl: And I say that then I will forget to pour the paint to you.
M alchik: And I say, do not argue with me this is my word.
Girl: And I say, so this is what you are, let's share everything again.
Boy: Then I say paint the fence
And I will stand next to you
Girl: And I say, well, here's more, fig, you paint your own fence.
Boy: And I say, I say again, you stand here with me and argue.
Girl : And I say, shut up, I say, I paint the fence, you wash.
V.S. : Well, I roughly understood that you don't really like to work either.
Boy: What are you V.S. it is we have small disagreements have occurred. Well, you're done.
V.S .: Well, are you tired, tomboy?
Girl: there is little.
V.S. : Well, then let's get some rest. They sit down.
Boy : V.S., how many people have you already taught to be good people?

Slides. Class …

V.S. This is my dear, unique - 4b with mischievous boys and fashionable girls. They are so unpredictable, but loved.

Slide: hockey.

Girl: Are you also doing sports?
V.S .: Well, that's a strong saying, but I enjoy playing hockey. By the way, I now have physical. a minute.

(High school students take the stage)

Boy : V.S., are these all difficult children?
Girl: All the inhabitants of this country?
V.S .: Well, what are you, at one time, and they had to explain what is good and what is bad. And I hope that they will never get to this country.

On the stage, the older guys with V.S. Dance.remix Teach at school

V.S .: Well, what did you like?
Girl: Very.
V.S. : Then go to school. In the morning I washed my face, did exercises and for lessons.

Final music Remix “They teach at school.

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Graduation Party Script

"Vitya Perestukin in the land of unlearned lessons"

Position: Musical director

Work place:

municipal budgetary preschool educational institution

kindergarten of general developmental type (artistic and aesthetic priority direction of development of pupils) of the second category

No. 6 "Fairy Tale"

Belaya Kalitva, Rostov region

Target: to encourage interest in musical, dance and stage activities, to indicate the upcoming change in the life of children, to emphasize their status; to consolidate the knowledge and skills in music education acquired during a visit to a preschool educational institution.

♫ Fanfare sounds

Two children come out
1 child:

We have a holiday in the garden today,

But we are a little sad

All because we are with friends

We don't want to say goodbye today.

2child:

Let's not be sad

And let's start the holiday with fun!

And you help us together,

Welcome with applause!

♫ Dance "We are the best!" (stand up in a semicircle)

Lead-1: Let's say goodbye quietly friends

Let's not be sad today.

And no matter how many years have passed, it doesn't matter.

You will not forget our kindergarten.

Lead-2 : Let them wait on the school path

Quite a few big changes.

You walked out of here into adulthood

From these kindergarten walls.

3child:

Our beloved, our beautiful, our wonderful kindergarten!

Today you are happy to see off the preschool children.

4child:

Goodbye, our fairy tales, our merry round dance,
Our games, songs, dances! Goodbye! School is waiting!

5 child:

Our favorite kindergarten, you will be remembered forever!
We will send you from high school ...
Everything. Hey!

♫ Song "Kindergarten" (children sit down)

Conversation on the bench(two kindergarten graduates are sitting on a bench, briefcases are lying next to them on the ground)

girl: (examines himself intently in the mirror, speaks flirtatiously, referring to his girlfriend)

Oh, how fast the years fly

Not good for anywhere.

It's scary to look in the mirror

So I don't want to grow old!

girl: And don't tell me how right you are.

Here in the neighboring group Ksyushka,

Oh, what a girlfriend looks like.

All of herself!

Fu-you, chickpeas, well, business!

girl: What have I reached

(looking in the mirror, does a light massage with his fingers under the eyes)

I bought sacks for myself.

The trail of blush has disappeared long ago,

There is no sense in all diets.

They force me to eat oatmeal

They pick up early.

Develop intelligence

In our computer age.

girl: Oh, what are you (name)!

Okay, it's not that bad.

We will live to be a hundred years old,

What will you tell me then?

girl: Yes, friend, you're right.

Let the years fly by.

The school is waiting for you and me

That leads to a great life.

(recollecting themselves, they run away, laughing with portfolios)

♫ Dance with portfolios

Leading (draws attention to the portfolio).See whose portfolio is this? Interesting ... (picks it up)

♫ Magic music
Briefcase ... How unlucky I was! I've been lying here for a long time ...

But I will, everyone needs me at school, friends!

Leading. What a talking portfolio! Whose are you?

Briefcase. Unlucky, so unlucky, I got such a lazy student - Vitya Perestukin! I mixed everything up and ended up in a country of unlearned lessons. How am I now without a master?

Veda 1. We must save Vitya Perestukin! Girls and boys, can we help?

Veda 2. How can we help Vita Perestukin?

Briefcase ... All his mistakes must be corrected ... Kotofeich, come in!

Kotofeich ... Meow! What are you calling me?

Briefcase ... Boys and girls decided to help Vita Perestukin!

cat ... This Vitya Perestukin did not solve a single problem correctly! What do you think, dear portfolio, these kids will be able to find the right answers?

Portfolio. Let's try!

Cat. Well, then, cheerful company, double your attention!
1. During the lessons you will sleep -
For the answer you will receive ... (not five, but two)

2. Your head brews perfectly:
Five plus one turns out ... (not two, but six)
3. I have a black cat,
He has tails already ... (not six, but one)
4. Alphabet family
The letter is headed ... (not Yu, but A)
5. Round head,
The same shape of the letter ... (not A, but O)

cat ... Thank you, kids, for your help, here's a game for you!

♫ Game "Numbers"

Leading. You all need to prove that you can count.

Do you agree, kids? It's time to start the game.

The song `Walk` sounds

The presenter shows number 2. Children become pairs and say the words:

We know this is number two,

I became a pair of children.

The verse of the song sounds again. The presenter shows the number 4. Children gather in circles of 4.

We know the number 4

We will make the circle wider.

The verse of the song sounds. The presenter shows the number 5. Children gather in circles of 5.

We became in a circle again

Children love number 5.

Briefcase ... Where did you learn to count, not that this Vitya Perestukin confused everything!

Cat. Thank you! And it's time for me! I'm going to put things in order, otherwise the bears are in the pond, and the ducklings are in Viti's den. Be friends with math! Good luck at school!

Santa Claus enters, squeezes out a handkerchief, wipes his forehead.

Santa Claus (angrily). Where is this Victor Perestukin? ... Hello! It is necessary to answer the question: “When does it come New Year? " He replied: "June 31st." Here I go and worry ... Who will correct the mistake of this lazy and poor student?

Briefcase. Oh no no no! Confused seasons! Help to fix this mistake of Viti Perestukin

Didactic game "Seasons"

The soundtrack of the blizzard sounds, Santa Claus thanks for the help and, whirling, leaves.

Briefcase. What smart girls and boys! They solve problems and don't get confused in the seasons!

A shout is heard, Vitya Perestukin runs into the hall, a cow is chasing him, Vitya hides behind the presenter.

Cow. Hid! Oh you, Vitya Perestukin! I'll eat you now!

Veda ... Wait, wait, dear cow ... Something is wrong here!

Cow ... This boy said that I am a predatory animal. Now I'll eat you too!

Ved. Children, help, what does the cow eat? (with grass) So she (children answer) is a herbivore, not a carnivorous one.

♫ The cow sings and dances "Green grass-ant ..." and leaves.

Briefcase. Here's another mistake Vitin you, children, corrected.

Ved. What are you, Vitya ?!

Vitya. Yes, I am to blame…. I thought like in kindergarten, always adults will help

Veda ... Vitya, our children will also go to school on September 1, and this is what they think about it ...

Scene

Boy : Cheers cheers! Finally, it's time!
Dev 1: I don't understand why you are glad - that you are leaving kindergarten?
Boy : Well yes. I will not sleep during the day
Dev 2: And you will read and write everything.
Boy : But I will not eat porridge,
Dev 1: If you want to get up, they will tell you to sit down
Boy: We'll come home early
Dev 2: And we won't find mom at home.

Himself - in the refrigerator, himself - lunch, himself - for the lessons ...

Boy: And the neighbor? I'll call Vovka on a visit (the 2nd boy runs up)

He and I will eat whatever we find.
Then we'll go for a walk with him,

Boy 2 - Let's take my cat Maruska and play with her a little.

Then we will fight in the sea battle ...

Dev 1: Wait, please, wait.

Then solve the task,

After all, you can get a deuce, and mom is very upset.

M 2 - Yes, brother, that's the way it is. As you can see, youth has passed ...
M 1 - Yes, you are right, we have matured, serious things await us
Together: We go to first grade!

♫ Song "We are now students" (bell at the end of the song)

Briefcase ... I would like to be friends with such first-graders, not like my Vitya Perestukin!

Vitya (tries to take a briefcase). And here is my portfolio!

Briefcase. Oh oh oh! Dont touch me! If you open it, you will forever remain in the Land of Unlearned Lessons! Complete the last task - correctly form a proverb from the words. Only you have to do it yourself! Children shouldn't help you!

THE BOOK IS HUMAN'S BEST FRIEND.

Briefcase. Well, finally, Vitya, he completed at least one task correctly! It's time for us to go home!

♫ Magic music is played. Vitya takes the briefcase and leaves in a hurry.

Vedas 1. It all starts with a school bell
The road to the stars, the secrets of the ocean
Everything will be late or early
Everything is ahead of you for now!

Veda 2 .Starfall, Starfall
The stars are circling in the sky!
Smile at the star
Share your dream with her!

♫ "What to become" dance-dramatization

Ved. All preschoolers are seen off to first grade today,

Allow me to dance “Preschool Waltz” goodbye

♫ Waltz

Ved. Now it's time to say goodbye to you!

But still we will not be sad.

Ved. Today I want to go on a farewell holiday

Only a kind "THANKS" to say!

1. Well, that's all! Goodbye to my kindergarten
Childhood leaves with you little by little
I will save childhood memories,
I'll take a part of them with me on the road

2. We are our own good kindergarten
We will not stop loving
And yet we say goodbye
After all, we have become big!

3. Everything passes, but I'm a little sorry
That childhood page is closing
Everything is ahead, but only to kindergarten
We will never return!

4p ... Goodbye to all who loved us,
Taught to play, write,
Sculpt and dance and sing
Helped to become smarter!

5r. We will not forget your hands, their tender warmth.
We have learned the word "friend" here.
Both "happiness" and "goodness"!

6p. Thanks to everyone who taught us,
Who fed us and who healed,
And to those who just loved us!
Everything. Bow to you and thank you!

♫ Farewell song

Vedas 1. All of you in September will be called by the long-awaited call,

Everything will be different - both the school and the first lesson.

Vedas 2. And here is an unfamiliar desk and your first class.

Everything will be as before, everything will be, but only without us.

♫ Musical sketch "Goodbye, beloved kindergarten!"

(last photo of preschool childhood)

Children sit on chairs
1st Educator: And now the most solemn and exciting moment is coming for you!

2nd Educator: May you have many awards in life, but the first in life is more valuable than treasure.

Ved. 1: Dear graduates! With the kind parting words the head of the kindergarten addresses you

Presentation of diplomas and gifts

Ved. 2: Dear children! All the joys and hardships of life, ups and downs, disappointments and victories have always been shared with you by your glorious parents. The word to the parents of our graduates!
The answer from the parents.

Leading 1. There is a tradition in our kindergarten - to release dream balls into the sky….

Leading 2. Balloon let go of childhood,

And desires, cherished dreams will come true!

There are many good things ahead of you.

We wish you a safe journey!

Vedas 1. Our ball is over, the holiday is coming to an end ...

Happy road to you, first grader!

Vedas 2. Let school life will be just as beautiful

Like this day - bright, cheerful and clear.

♫ Music sounds, children with balloons go outside, make wishes and release balloons into the sky

OUT-OF-CLASS HISTORY EVENT
FOR SECONDARY SCHOOL STUDENTS
Purpose: instilling interest in the study of history; development of students' creative abilities.
Performance "The Adventures of Yegor in the Land of Unlearned Lessons"
Characters:
Egor is a student
One, Two - servants of the queen of the land of the Unlearned Lessons
Queen of the Land of Unlearned Lessons
Geese
Alexander the Great
Genghis Khan
Ivan groznyj
Catherine II
Three, four, five are Egor's friends
There is a musical accompaniment between the scenes, corresponding to the episode.
SCENE 1
On the stage, Egor sits at the table, trying to learn homework on history
Egor: Oh, how tired of it
History to cram.
After all, if I don't learn
It will cut again
Natalya light Vasilievna, (speaking with a grimace)
Will make the text learn.
In class, he will disgrace:
- Yegor, don't talk nonsense here!
And the clever ones echo her:
- What a shame, Yegor!
Both Romans and Greeks
Mingled in my head
And the dates are even worse -
Don't hold on to me! (Yawns)
Oh, well, her story! (Waves his hand)
I'd rather rest.
And I'll watch history
I, going to sleep (Falls asleep over the book)
One and Two appear near Egor.
Unit: Oh, the client is ripening! (Looks at Yegor, rubbing his hands)
Deuce: Let our darling forget everything. (Conjures over Egor)
The queen of the land of the Unlearned Lessons appears on the stage and sits on the throne. She speaks to the servants
Queen: Wake up this bummer
What a pretty scoundrel!
The servants wake up Yegor. Seeing the queen, he is first frightened by her, and then, emboldened, turns to her
Egor: You pinch me.
I don’t understand where I am? (Looks around, notices the queen)
What kind of ghost is this? (Points to the queen)
Or is it an obsession?
Queen: And you, my dear, are also a boor.
I won't let myself be humiliated! (Knocks with staff)
One and Two grab Egor.
Queen: I have prepared a test for you.
And this is not the worst punishment!
Egor: So I'm used to doing nothing
And get stuck for it.
From me, like water off a duck's back,
And punishment is nonsense!
Queen: And you are the impudent one you will not find,
So until you find
At least a drop of knowledge in my head
You will hear the verdict for yourself!
One and Two are dragging a block and an ax. Egor, frightened, shouts
Egor: Oh, queen, have mercy
And let me go!
Queen: Oh no! You idle for a long time
The lessons are not taught persistently.
From my kingdom
The paths are open for
Who can with the help of their brains
Find the keys to all locks.
And there are at least five of them!
You can easily get through
All tests on the way -
The gates will open for you
You will return home forever!
Yegor nods his head in dismay.
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Queen: But if you cannot overcome the path,
I will turn you into a slave.
And you won't be able to escape
You will always be in poverty!
The queen speaks to the servants
Queen: And now, my faithful servants,
One and Two are approximate,
Throw it out on a historic route,
Let him accept troubles stoically.
Egor loses his feelings from fear, and the servants drag him to the edge of the stage.
Unit: Heavy, parasite!
In vain he eats his lunch.
Deuce: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't help the mother,
But he eats food well!
SCENE 2
Egor lies unconscious from the experienced emotions. Geese fly in, shouting loudly. They notice Yegor and wake Yegor with a blow of the beak.
1st goose: Who are you? Why lay down?
2nd goose: You lay down on a foreign land!
1st goose: Ah! This is an unfinished Gaul!
2nd goose: Probably left behind.
Egor: Who are you? Get out of here! (Tries to brush off the geese)
1st goose: Look at this miracle!
2nd goose: He doesn't know history,
Now he will suffer for this!
The geese begin to peck at Yegor in turn.

1st goose: We saved the proud, eternal city!
2nd goose: And you are an ignoramus, you careless stump
The geese continue to peck at Yegor.
1st goose: Well, name our city,
But no - dumbass, die here!
Yegor covers his head with his hands, trying to remember the name of the city.
Egor: ParisVeniceMadrid!
2nd goose: You're “smart” like King David! (Mockingly)
Egor: Please do not hit, sir
I remembered, I remembered - this is Rome !!!
The geese retreat.
1st goose: Yes, we saved Rome from the Gauls! (Speaks proudly)
And you learn this from now on.
A bandaged Troika crawls out from the corner of the stage and hurries to Yegor.
Three: Come on, loud ones, let's go! (Chases the geese away)
Egor, we found the first key! (Brings Yegor to life)
Egor: Thank you, dear, I will never forget
Your service. I promise I will
Although occasionally a book, but still open
Troika: I wish to dare in this field!
SCENE 3
Egor, waving after the departing Troika, walks cautiously looking around.
Egor: There is one key, but you need five.
How long does the poor man suffer?
The clatter of hooves is heard. Alexander the Great appears.
A. Macedonsky: Who are you, despicable slave?
Are you not happy with your king?
Fall down, worthless, on your knees!
Or have you forgotten how from laziness?
Yegor kneels down, frightened by Alexander's menacing voice. Begins to mumble.
Egor: Monsieur, I don't know you Sir,
Perhaps you are the Moscow mayor?
The Macedonian swings his spear at Egor.
A. Macedonsky: Great Alexander I,
I am glorious for hiking!
Not only everyone knows me,
But even my horse.
Come on, ignoramus, remember
What is the name of the horse, or else - blame!
Egor: (barely breathing) Oh, I remember something about the horse
Seems his name is Star?
Macedonian advances on Yegor.
Egor: Oh wait, don't rush!
He's a Torch, no? Well sorry
A. Makedonsky: (impatiently)
My horse is called Boo
Egor: RA-TI-NO (with hope in his voice)
A. Makedonsky: Die, you despicable brute! (Angry, brandishes a spear)
Egor: I remembered, remembered - BUTSEFAL!
Our teacher told me.
A. Makedonsky, contemptuously throwing the key, leaves the stage.
A. Makedonsky: You saved yourself from death.
Of course amused me
Yegor, wiping the sweat from his forehead, examines the key.
Egor: Oh ho-ho, only two keys.
My fate is not easy
SCENE 4
The clatter of hooves is heard again.
Egor: What kind of dust is flying in your eyes?
Another clatter from under the hooves?
Genghis Khan appears on the scene.
Egor: (mistaking the khan for a vagabond)
Who it? Which road?
What, are you taking away, right, feet?
Genghis Khan: Ah, the unfaithful one with whom he compared. (Boiling with anger)
I have already conquered Asia and half of Europe!
Egor: Again I got into a mess.
Sorry what's wrong (backs away)
Genghis Khan: Fall down, kiss the shoe,
Otherwise, I'll wipe it off the ground!
Quickly answer who I am!
Otherwise, your head
It will fly off the shoulders in just an instant.
Answer what you have achieved
Your great lord?
Egor: You are the only one in history
You have a big rank, (tries to remember)
You hold a post
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A Four appears on the horizon and makes a hint on a piece of paper.
Egor: You are the Khan! (Delighted)
And you are called - CHINGISKHAN !!!
Genghis Khan: Wow, shaitan, you guessed it -
You got the third key!
Yegor picks up the key thrown by Genghis Khan and turns to the Four.
Egor: How I survived, we will know
Only you and me
Four: I just knew how to wait
Like no one else.
Egor: There are only two tests left
Four: And the more terrible is the punishment.
The four waving their hand to Yegor. He moves on, peering into the distance. A bell ringing is heard.
Egor: Oh, I see the royal chambers.
Perhaps they will welcome me there.
Egor notices Ivan the Terrible on the throne.
Egor: And I saw this gentleman
In a popular motion picture.
Even though I know that, thank God!
I’ll find my way home quickly.
SCENE 5
Yegor approaches Ivan the Terrible and bows low to him.
Ivan the Terrible: Why, serf, came without a report?
Go ahead quickly, what do you want?
Egor: Yes, I would like to get the key,
To open knowledge with that key.

Ivan the Terrible: Look, he wants a key for freebies!
And he to you, son, by rank?
I'll put you on a stake right now,
If you can’t answer on the mind.
Come on, quickly answer:
Siberia, who took it? Do not blunder!
Egor (aside): I thought it would be easy here.
It wasn’t there, oh ho ho!
I remember the picture in the lesson (scratching in the back of his head)
Yes, only I was busy (shouts happily)
No, I remembered! (Begins to speak with confidence in her voice)
Ermak led his troops there
And he did exactly everything as it should!
(Eleino addresses the king)
At your command
According to the royal will.
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Ivan the Terrible: Yes, you are smart, kid.
And I thought I was a fool.
The fourth key is on, get it.
And mind, don't lose your mind!
Yegor bows to the king and leaves. He is met by the Four (with a plus sewn on his clothes).
Four: Did you take your feet from Grozny?
We are clearly on the way with you!
My friends will help you.
SCENE 6
Egor continues on his way. Looks into the distance and notices the palace.
Egor: Oh, I see the royal palace.
Is the end awaiting me here? (Speaks anxiously)
They won't ask anything at all.
Oh, if only the thoughts did not disappear.
Catherine II comes out. Yegor bows at the sight of the queen.
Catherine II: You know me, my young friend,
If you weren’t here all of a sudden?
Egor: Your Majesty cannot be confused with anyone.
(Aside) Oh, if only the name is not confused:
Elizabeth, Ekaterina
(Joyfully) You are the daughter of a German nobleman!

Catherine II: I am very flattered, you are right.
I will check you how smart you are.
I returned from the trip just now:
The soul is full of delight.
My heart fluttered
I was satisfied with everything.
You answer me, friend, in full
So where have I been?
Steps aside and painfully recalls the events of history.
Egor: My heart goes into my heels.
Now I would like to play hide and seek.
I don't know for sure
She flew where her soul was.
And I thought the key was close -
A ray of my hope.
I won't go home to Crimea, (sadly)
I will find bondage here.
I remembered my homeland for a reason,
There my relatives are waiting for me
I do not suffer from a memory disorder (thoughtfully)
And I think I know the answer!
Egor turns to the queen.
Egor: You are on a journey, queen,
They saw, however, fables.
When the villages drove by
You were greeted with great pomp.
They accompanied me with a smile in my back.
You have traveled your kingdom -
Large expanses of the state.
Count Potemkin himself met you,
Accompanied from Kherson to Crimea.
A Five jumps out to the center of the stage.
Five: Hurray! Hooray! Finally
My suffering is over!
(Hugs Egor)
I'm longing for you, Yegor.
And the verdict was canceled!
(Shakes Yegor by the shoulders)
Catherine II: Keep the key, my friend, from the gate.
And let there be no obstacles to you
In history, a difficult science,
Sometimes a little reckless.
But the one who does not know the past -
Let him not dream of the future!
Egor receives the last key from the queen. Catherine leaves, the queen of the country of the Unlearned Lessons appears.
Queen: Well, then, young friend Yegor,
I canceled the sentence.
You deserve the keys by right
And this is very much to my liking.
Don't be lazy in life anymore
Strive to the heights of knowledge.
I say goodbye to you forever.
Forget your way here.
The Queen makes a movement with her hand, and Yegor is sleeping at the table again.
He screams in his sleep.
Egor: I promise I will forget.
I will teach history !!!
From screaming Yegor wakes up and looks around.
Egor: And why not dream in a dream
It's time for me to get some air.
One and Two crawl out from behind the chair again and grab Yegor.
Egor: So it was in reality?
Go away, perish! Ugh, ugh, ugh !!!
He collects books from the table.
Egor: I swear! I will not budge.
I will reread the books.
And to units with a thirst for revenge
I hang up forever!

Comma (sarcastically looking at Vitya ): Signs misunderstand the verdict. You need to be executed

you cannot pardon. This is how it should be understood.

Vitya: For what to execute? For what?

Comma : For ignorance, laziness and ignorance native language.

Exclamatory (groans ): Ah! Oh! Terrible! I will not survive!

Signs and tutorial pity the boy: Can't nothing help the boy?

Comma broke down a little, then she answered importantly: Vitya can help himself if

will correctly complete several tasks and, most importantly, put a comma in the sentence.

Let him finally understand how important the comma matters. The comma can even

save a person's life. Let Vitya try to save himself if he wants to.

Twenty minutes to think, - the old woman creaked. - Exactly at twelve o'clock twenty

minutes it will be too late. However, the guys can help you complete our tasks.

EXERCISE 1.

Leading :Do you know what a metagram is? For example, I know very well.

A metagram is a task in which from some word, changing one

just a letter, you need to get a new word. For example: fairy tale - pointer, house - smoke, forest -

The matter, as you can see, is simple. At first glance, of course, because among the like

tasks can be quite tricky cases.

Vitya: Aya will tell you about something that happened to me one day. It was very

instructive story for me. Guys, you follow my story closely and

mark metagrams in it. There will be exactly twelve of them.

very upset.

- Just think, the importance: I wrote the wrong letter, - I reasoned.

However, the letters themselves thought differently. They were very resentful of the dismissive

attitude towards them and finally conspired to teach me a lesson.

some white powder poured from the tap. I didn't manage to have breakfast either: bun

(be l ka ), as soon as I reached out my hand to her, turned into an agile, fluffy

red-haired animal, cheese (owl) into a gloomy, gloomy bird, and instead of tea (chad) a glass

turned out to be filled with acrid smoke!

Failures followed me even when I sat down to study. Ink (blueberry) not

it turned out that instead of them there were berries in the inkwell.

as soon as I wrote the first line (forty), it immediately turned into a bird and flew away,

flapping its wings and mockingly cracking something, it seemed to me, very offensive ...

Etc giving the runaway a bewildered look, I sighed and took up my pencil again,

but immediately noticed that instead of one mathematical sign (plus - ivy) wrote

the name of the climbing plant, and instead of another - trigonometric function(minus -

sinus ) ... The latter was all the more surprising since we have not yet

IN THE COUNTRY OF LESSONS LEARNED.

(Based on the fairy tale by L. Geraskina.)

A script for a children's theater, where the children themselves will play.

CHARACTERS:

VITYA PERESTUKIN
KUZYA CAT
RADIO
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE TEXTBOOK
TEXTBOOK OF MATHEMATICS
TEXTBOOK OF GEOGRAPHY
POLAR BEAR
COW
TWO DIGGER
A PLUS
MINUS
DOT
COMMA
QUESTION MARK
EXCLAMATION POINT
VERB OF INCLUSION
TWO VERB ASSISTANT INCLINATION

SCENE 1.

(Music. The curtain opens. Vitya Perestukin's room is on the stage. Vitya, the Cat Kuzya and the Radio receiver are in the room (a painted radio can be hung on a child who plays the Radio receiver as a poster, you can also make an inscription). Vitya is playing a ball with the Cat Kuzya.)

VITYA: Kuzya, catch it! Oh, I didn’t catch it, I didn’t catch it!

RADIO: Ay-ay-ay! Instead of doing homework ...

VITYA: Leave me alone! Otherwise I'll turn it off!

RADIO: Okay, okay!

(Vitya sits down at the table, picks up the diary.)

VITYA: (reads) Diary of a 4th grade student "A" Perestukin Viti. (opens)

RADIO: Guys who have only deuces in their diaries ...

VITYA: Turn it off!
Just think, deuces ...
Okay, let's see what they asked about arithmetic ...

(Kuzya the cat looks into the diary.)

VITYA: Well, scatter! You better get me a ball!

RADIO: Guys who are given tasks at home ...

VITYA: Turn it off!
Fine, fine! I will solve the problem! (Opens the tutorial, reads the problem)
Three excavators dug a trench of 36 running meters in 2 days ...
So so so! I see ... How many diggers are required? ...
Simple task! Let's multiply the diggers ... or not, we'd better divide them into days!
Divide three diggers by two, it turns out one and a half diggers. Nonsense!
But now you can rest! The problem is solved! Hooray!

Excavator one and a half,
Now it's time to rest!

RADIO: Ay-ay-ay!

VITYA: What ah-ay-ay?

RADIO: The boy has no character!

VITYA: Oops! And where can I get it, if not?

RADIO: Character must be educated!
A real boy must have will, perseverance, despise danger,
fight hardships!

VITYA: I would despise! I would fight! But where to get them difficulties, then?

RADIO: Where can I get them?
But first, do your homework, put your textbooks in order!

VITYA: Textbooks! Yes, I hate all these textbooks, screw them up!

(Vitya throws textbooks on the floor. There is a crash, lights blinking. Living textbooks appear - Mathematics, Geography and Russian language (children who play textbooks can hang drawn textbooks like a poster).)

VITYA: Oops! Mommy! Who is this?

MATH BOOK: (indignant) He doesn't even recognize us!

TEXTBOOK OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE: (indignantly) Draws devils on us!

GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: (indignant) Poor student!

VITYA: I see! You are my tutorials! Hey!
What do you want from me?
Just today I have my lessons ready!

TEXTBOOKS: (indignantly) Did you cook it?

TEXTBOOK OF RUSSIAN LANGUAGE: Didn't repeat unstressed vowels!

TEXTBOOK OF MATHEMATICS: Wrong solution of the problem!

VITYA: Just think!
I live without unstressed vowels and there is nothing for me to solve problems!
I will be a traveler! I will go to hot countries!

TEXTBOOK OF THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE: The boy must be saved!

TEXTBOOK OF MATHEMATICS: Yes, something urgently needs to be done!

GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: Shouldn't we send him to the Land of Unlearned Lessons?

VITYA: And what is this country? Are there difficulties?

GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: And what!

VITYA: And the dangers?

GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: As much as you like!

VITYA: Then I agree!

TEXTBOOK OF MATHEMATICS: Well, well! Then listen to the condition of the problem: from Blue lake before
Palace of Grammar 12km. You will go at a speed of 3 km per hour. There
you will meet difficulties and dangers!
Calculate how many hours you need to travel. Can't handle
difficulties, you will be late, you will forever remain in the Land of the unlearned
lessons!

VITYA: Nothing, I can handle it!

CAT: And I'm with you, Vitya!

VITYA: Kuzya, you spoke in human language!

VITYA: Ha-ha! That's great!

TEXTBOOKS OF RUSSIAN LANGUAGE AND MATHEMATICS: One, two ...

GEOGRAPHY TEXTBOOK: Wait!
Here's a map of the Land of Unlearned Lessons! It will come in handy!

TEXTBOOKS: Three!

(Music. The curtain opens. There are two trees on the stage - in one side there is a watermelon tree (on the branches of which there are watermelons), in the other side there is a bread tree (on the branches of which there are rolls) and a lake. (You can draw trees and a lake.) Vitya and the Cat appear. Kuzya.)

VITYA: I wonder where we got to?

(Vitya and the Cat Kuzya look around.)

VITYA: Ha-ha! Watermelons? Well, I told you that watermelons grow on trees! And everyone was laughing!
(opens the map) So, first of all, let's orient ourselves on the terrain!
Here is the lake, and here is the palace of Grammar. Clear…
Now let's solve the problem: so ... only 12 km, speed 3 km ...

CAT: Add 12 and 3!

VITYA: What do you mean add ?! You have to think about it !!

CAT: Do you think when you solve problems?

VITYA: Well, scatter! Did you hear what Geography said?
We will not have time to arrive at the Palace of Grammar in time, we will forever remain in the Land of the unlearned
lessons!
(thinks) I decided!
We have to walk to the Palace of Grammar in 4 hours!
(looked at his watch) It's one o'clock!

CAT: Let's go then?

VITYA: Wait! I need to swim! Do you feel how hot it is here?

CAT: Aren't we going to be late?

VITYA: We will have time yet!

(The Polar Bear appears.)

CAT: (To Vite) Look!

VITYA: Oh, we are hiding!

(Vitya and the Cat Kuzya are trying to hide behind a watermelon tree.)

WHITE BEAR: Oh, what a hell!
This slacker Vitya Perestukin blurted out that polar bears live in the south!
Hey boy, tell me where polar bears are!

VITYA: (scared) There, probably! ... (waves his hand) Where the sun rises!

WHITE BEAR: Well, look if you deceived me!

VITYA: (scared) Oh, wait, I'll think about it now!
Polar bears are found where it is cold! ... So, in the north!

WHITE BEAR: This is more like the truth!
I need to go where it's cold, otherwise I'm completely baked in this fur coat!

(The polar bear leaves, Vitya and the Cat Kuzya come out from behind the tree.)

CAT: Ugh, scared!
You can't see mice here, but there are bears! It is very dangerous!

VITYA: Have you noticed how we overcame the first danger?

CAT: In my opinion, with great difficulty!

VITYA: Nonsense! (waved his hand) The main thing is that we overcame!
Well, I'll go take a dip!

CAT: Aren't we going to be late?

VITYA: Well, what are you doing: we'll be late, we'll be late!
Okay, let's go!

(Vitya and the Cat Kuzya go and sing (or speak).)

VITYA: We are walking merrily,
CAT: We are not scared together!
TWIST: We despise danger,
CAT: We spit on difficulties!

VITYA: Eh, it's boring to cram lessons at the desk!
CAT: It's fun to walk around the world with a map!

(Vitya and the Cat Kuzya come up to the breadfruit.)

VITYA: Kuzya, look! Breadfruit!
And when I said in class that there are buns growing on a breadfruit, everyone laughed!
They even slapped a deuce!

CAT: They always suffer for the truth!

(The Cow appears. She is aggressive.)

KOROVA: Who are they?

VITYA: (scared) Ah ... we are travelers ... What are you going to do?

KOROVA: Nothing special! I'll just eat you! First you, then the cat!

(Vitya and the Cat Kuzya are trying to hide behind a tree.)

VITYA: Oh, what are you, what are you? Cows don't eat children!

KOROVA: Ha-ha!

VITYA: Yes, yes! Everyone knows that!

KOROVA: No, not all! For example, Vitya Perestukin said that a cow is a carnivore!
And everyone knows that carnivores are predators!
That's why I ate all the small animals here! Clear?
Ooh! To catch this Perestukin!

(The cow butts the tree.)

VITYA: Cow! You must eat grass!

KOROVA: But no! I'm carnivore! Predator!

VITYA: No, no! (crawls away with the Cat.)
You are ... fruity-eating, no ... hay-eating!
No no! You are fucking poisonous! (speaks in syllables)

KOROVA: (happily) Of course, herbivore!
(sings) Grass, green ant ...

VITYA: (looks out from behind a tree) So you won't eat us?

KOROVA: Now I won't!
You've corrected Viti Perestukin's mistake!

TWIST and CAT: Hurray !!

(The cow leaves.)

VITYA: (sighs with relief) Fu-u, we barely escaped!

CAT: Yes, we have endured the fear of this cow!

(A clock is heard striking.)

VITYA: Wow, two hours! Let's go soon!

(Music. The curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens. Plus and Minus on the stage (you can hang on them like posters painted images "+" and "-" or the inscriptions "plus" and "minus". Plus and Minus sell soda water. On the other side of the stage, Vitya appears Perestukin and the Cat Kuzya.)

CAT: I'm tired! I'm thirsty!

VITYA: Be patient! We must cultivate willpower!

(Goes up to Plus and Minus).

CAT: Hurray! Soda! (wants to take a glass of water)

VITYA: Kuzya! I have no money!

PLUS AND MINUS: We sell water not for money, but for correct answers!
Four times nine?

VITYA: (uncertainly) It seems 46! ...

MINUS: The answer is negative!

CAT: Oh, ask something easier!
What even Losers know!

VITYA: (To Kotu Kuze) Well, you! Don't call names!

PLUS: Twice two?

CAT: (happily) Four! Even cats know this!

PLUS: The answer is yes!

(Plus or Minus give Kot Kuza a glass of water. The cat drinks half and gives half to Vita.
Two excavators appear on the scene. One of them can be worn with a bag up to the waist (as if it is only half of it).)

CAT: (scared) Ah-ah! Legs!

VITYA: (also scared) Where is the rest?
Did the tram run over him?

DIGGER: (angrily) Losers ran him over! Perestukin!
I solved the problem in such a way that he got one and a half excavators!
Here! Admire!

(The digger hands Vitya a notebook.)

CAT: (To Vite) Yes, this is your notebook!

VITYA: (To Kotu Kuze) Shut up!
(to Excavator) Let me try to get it right!
(takes the notebook) So! The first question is: how much ...

CAT: Let's be late!

VITYA: Well, scatter!
So ... Three excavators dug a trench ... (then he reads to himself and begins to think)

(The Excavator approaches the Plus and Minus for a drink of water.)

PLUS: Seven seven?

DIGGER: Forty-nine! (gets a glass of water)

VITYA: (solves the problem) Well, well, well! ... It will take two excavators!

(Half Excavator turns into normal person- you can quickly remove the bag.)

DIGGER: Glory to the great mathematician!

DIGGER 2: Shame on Viktor Perestukin!

(The diggers leave, the clock strikes.)

CAT: Four hours! Let's go soon!

VITYA: Yes, we need to get to the Palace of Grammar by five o'clock!

(Vitya and the Cat Kuzya walk across the stage.)

VITYA: Did you notice that I solved the problem myself?
I thought and decided!

(Music. The curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens. On the stage we see a painted Castle, on which it is written: Castle of Grammar. At the closed gate of the Castle there are a Question Mark and an Exclamation Mark (they can be hung like posters, drawn question and exclamation marks). Vitya and the Cat Kuzya are suitable to the gates of the Castle of Grammar.)

EXCLAMATION CARD: Wait!

QUESTION SIGN: Where?

VITYA: We are in a hurry!

EXCLAMATION CARD: (holds out the key to Vitya) Take the key!
Open it if you can!

(Vitya tries to open the gate with the key.)

VITYA: Doesn't turn!

(The stage assistants bring a blackboard that says: ZAMOCH ... K
KEY ... K)

EXCLAMATION CARD: Insert the letters correctly and the key will turn by itself!

VITYA: So ... I'll remember the rule!
"Declination of nouns in plural! " No! Doesn't fit!
"Spelling" o "and" e "after sibilants." No! Doesn't fit!
"Spelling of the suffixes" ek "and" ok "." Maybe this will work?
So, now let's remember! ... "You must write the suffix" ek ", if during the declension the vowel sound is
also "hic" falls if it does not fall out. " This seems to fit!
So so! Nominative case - lock (writes the letter "I") Genitive - not what?
The lock. Oh no! The vowel drops out, so the suffix "ek" is written. (erases "I", writes
"E").
So, go on! The nominative case is the key Ik (writes the letter I), the genitive is the key. Ес-
if the vowel does not drop out, the suffix "ik" is written. So it’s written correctly!

EXCLAMATION CARD: Wonderful! Delightful! Hooray!
Now open the gate!

(Music. Vitya inserts the key and pushes the gate aside. The curtain closes.)

(Music. The curtain opens .. On stage we see the Verb Imperative Inclination.He sits on a throne (he must have a regal appearance). Next to it there are a Period and a Comma (on them you can hang images of the dot and comma signs as posters, or write the words "dot" and "comma"). Vitya and the Cat Kuzya appear.)

CAT: Who is this? Santa Claus or what?

COMMA: What are you? Yes, this is His Majesty the Verb of Imperative Inclination!

VERB OF OFFICIAL INCLINATION: Victor Perestukin?

VITYA: Yes!

VERB OF OFFICIAL INCLINATION: What are your grades?

VITYA: (waves her hand) Yes, different ...

(The Imperative Inclination verb rings the phone.)

VERB OF PERSONAL INCLINATION: Submit documents of Viktor Perestukin!

(Two assistants of the Imperative Inclination Verb (they can also be assistants on the stage) bring in a large notebook on the Russian language. There are faces, blots and many mistakes, blackened out in red pencil, and solid deuces.)

VERB OF THE IMMEDIATE
INCLINATIONS: (looks) Flip! (turn the page)
Flip! (this is how all the pages turn)
So! It's clear!...

(The Imperative Verb Helpers close the notebook and take it away.)

VERB OF THE IMMEDIATE
INCLINATIONS: So, Viktor Perestukin discovered terrible ignorance!
Announce the verdict!

(The assistants of the Verb of Imperative Inclination bring in a board on which it is written: The verdict in the case of Viktor Perestukin: "Execution cannot be pardoned."

VITYA: (reads aloud) The verdict ...
Execute? Me? For what?

VERB OF OFFICIAL INCLUSION: For ignorance and laziness, and for not knowing the native language!

VITYA: Oh, mommy!

VERB OF THE IMMEDIATE
INCLINATIONS: But if you put the comma correctly, you will be saved!

COMMA: He won't!
He has never put me in my place in his life!

VITYA: A comma?
Now…
(To cat, quietly) Hey, where should I put it?

VERB OF OFFICIAL INCLINATION: Do not prompt!

VITYA: What should I do?

COMMA: Think! Reason!

VITYA: Oh-oh! ... We must try! ...
(reasoning) If I put a comma after the word "execute", it turns out: execute, you cannot
have mercy! (scared) Oh-oh-oh!

COMMA: Think, think!

VITYA: And if you put a comma after the words "you can't execute", then it turns out ...
(shouts joyfully) “You can't execute, you can have mercy! ".

CAT: Hurray! Have mercy!

(Vitya puts a comma.)

COMMA: Now you understand what role the comma can play?

VITYA: Now I understand!

(The clock strikes five times.)

VITYA: Oh, five o'clock!

(The phone rings.)

VERB OF OFFICIAL INCLINATION: I'm listening to you!

VERB OF THE IMMEDIATE
INCLINATIONS: Yes, yes! Overcame everything!
(turns to Vita) These are the Textbooks! They are worried about you!
And you throw them, draw devils on them!

VITYA: I won't anymore!

VERB OF THE IMMEDIATE
INCLINATIONS: That's the same! (paused a little)
Well, Viktor Perestukin, now you can go home!

VITYA: Hurray !!

CAT: Hooray !!

VERB OF OFFICIENT INCLINATION: One, two, three!

(Music. Lights flashing. Curtain closes.)

6 SCENE.

(Music. The curtain opens. Vitya and the Cat Kuzya are at home. There is also a radio receiver in the room.)

VITYA: Oh, but home is still better! (picks up textbooks from the floor)
Really, Kuzya?

CAT: Meow!

VITYA: (regretfully) You won't talk to me anymore!

(Vitya sits down at the table, opens a notebook, takes a pen.)

RADIO: Solving the problem?

VITYA: Yes!

RADIO: How much did you get?

VITYA: Two excavators! Two! Now I know!

RADIO: You know? And how much will seven be seven?

VITYA: Seven seven? It seems ... (sadly) seventy ... eight ...

RADIO: Ay-ay-ay!

VITYA: I'll learn! (turns to the audience) Honestly - I'll learn it!

(Music. The curtain closes.)

END OF THE PERFORMANCE.